26 Paul Pisces' Quotes

 
Paul Pisces' (Infamous?) Quotes

  • If and when you decide to dance with the devil; be sure to keep a firm grasp of our father's hand.
  • In this book there are 22 "God"s, 85 "Fck"s and 3 "Cnt"s (4 cnts inclding me). A srprisingly good recipe for life in my opinion.
  • This book moves seamlessly from the gutter to the pulpit and back again. I prefer the gutter.
  • Some people have described me as a failed author. However, this is inaccurate. The reality is that I dream of being successful enough to be called a failed author. It's something I aspire to. : )
  • I am a small piece of God's flotsam & jetsam washed up on the shore of life.
  • I hope this book doesn't prove to be the longest suicide note in history.
  • If God is Shakespeare and the play is 'King Lear', I must be the Fool.
  • All ur prayers r belong to us   :)
  • My god is a god of science, logic and mathematics.
  • When in doubt.....pray.
  • 1) Get sober. 2) Get God. 3) Do Good.
  • We are all the sons and daughters of Our Father. 
  • Alternative Titles for this Book

  • The Autobiography of a Nobody (How it was described by many publishers)
  • Computers, Sex & Alcohol (The original working title)
  • Under the Influence (The other working title)
  • Like a Moth to a Flame (A bit too arty)
  • Desperately Seeking Suicide (The sequel)
  • Confessions of a Serial John - A Cautionary Tale of Sex & Insobriety in Europe (The real sequel).